OH GOD I CAN’T STOP

“Pick a side, and then make it better than the other side.” I think I have done gods work with this one.

None of which are Nintendo games. Kinda harsh comparison. Nintendo mostly produces good games.

It’s Twilight Princess all over again.

I think the big question on everybody’s mind is, “Has Ghandi nuked anybody yet?”

uh huh huh huh... you said “crack”...

Also, please note the nostalgia piano.

More Content than the new Battlefront already - even has space battles.

first step, drink all the wines

Fine, now explain me how to open a lock with a corkscrew.

IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!

Hello? Is anybody else here to make the obvious comment? No? Damnit...

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

Man, I’m all for new game ideas but this is just phoning it in.

Never been a fan of the Tumbler. It never looked like a Batmobile to me and I feels like that shows since it’s more known as Tumbler . I agree with the mounted gun but I think the design itself is fine. Movie wise I would say it’s the second best but that’s not much to say since the only movie version I liked was…

No, no, you’re right, it’s not elitism, it’s being a goddamn hipster. As a gamer of 35+ years to another self-proclaimed ‘gamer’, quit being an asshat. The soccer mom that puts in time to master her favorite cell phone game is no different from the console tourney player that plugs in their hours.

Nah, but keep jerking your brain-dick.

Anyone who enjoys movies is a movie watcher. People who obsess over movies are cinephiles. Anyone who reads is a reader. Anyone who reads lots is a voracious reader. Ergo, anyone who plays games is a gamer, and those who play lots of them are hardcore gamers. Modifiers add nuance,…

I love how your comment swerved off the track into a cliff by the middle of the paragraph, and by the end you tell us that the bottom of the cliff is where capitalism come from because you saw a synagogue full of humanoid lizards down there.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

“Survive the satanic hordes for at least 500 seconds.”