A 127% chance to get killed sounds about right....

Australia. Of *course* it’s raining spiders. Why the hell wouldn’t it?

So beautiful.

Yeah, the downside of embedded images from Instagram or Twitter is you can’t add notes to them.

Or an Instagram even!

It’s okay, Boo. We still love you.

Too late! In the time you took to reply, I already modified the mecha-skull-laser-shark-island to be able to generate internet-zombie-meme viruses. Now, every meme or image macro you see... might be your last (until you rise again as one of my willing zombie slaves)!

/Incredible Hulk piano

That’s right, human! We spam bots have a crazy mecha island! What you gonna do now?

Pfft! Child’s play. I have a giant, amphibious skull-shaped robot island that shoots laser sharks! All with funds I made from working at home on Google! I got the idea from my sister’s cousin’s aunt’s son, and on my first day I earned $17,435.82!

So awesome. Like, “Can that movie be out now?” awesome. :)

Are you questioning me? Stop taunting the internet!

This was a growth opportunity for you. A teachable moment.

My closest one is also 8 hours away, on a plane

“World Championships”

Don’t leave!

I think maybe because it’s in a tweet?

a wave of Michelle Rodriguezes washed over Bronn and poisoned him the end.

If Bronn dies then there’s no chance of him and Jamie releasing an album together, the scene of him singing in the last episode made me want to hear Nikolaj and Jerome cover all of Westeros’ greatest hits.