ajarcher
Professor Acksman
ajarcher

Show of hands, who wants to see Tom Hardy punch a polar bear?

Arrow: The League of Assassins is the most incompetent group of killers ever. EVER. Three men with swords who have allegedly been trained for years to kill without remorse against Laurel? a woman with a stick and a few months of fight training? and she wins? without a single cut? seriously?

I don’t get why Whedon killed off Pietro in the first place, I’d very much like him back

Ahem. Aren’t you forgetting THE most important person in the Suicide Squad?

Saga is in desperate need of a TV show.

I was going to say WAIT WHEN WAS JOHN BARROWMAN SUPERMAN, but then I saw the teeny tiny snippet of Brandon Routh there.

Remember me? I was Superman dammit!

(Live-action adaptations only)

I know he hasn’t donned the suit himself, but Kevin Conroy is the best
Batman

“I mean, maybe if he had an iron suit or a magic hammer that would explain why you guys keep getting your asses handed to you.”

lol needs a pop up counter for drinks and knock downs.

Wondering how many times Matt Murdock falls over and how much alcohol is drunk in Netflix’s Daredevil? The best fan video ever has your answer. And Chumbawamba.

I’m writing a Motion for Summary Judgment (We gone win!)

Shadowhunters: The guy has interesting character background and motivation! The girl is sexy!

No Bidet

I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

Was pleasantly surprised by the movie, so a sequel... why not? Although I would love to see a prequel with Firth, Davenport, Strong and Caine (...avocados at law)