Seriously? Use a junk email address for it. This is a silly reason to avoid software entirely.

Just a bit of warning to you buddy: as someone that loiters in Starbucks, the wives/girlfriends sent in for coffee while the other half sits in the car tend to be rather flirty with the other folks waiting for coffee. Just sayin’

Sounds like a job for Android.

OH THE HUMANITY!

Lighten up, Francis.

He must mean San Francisco. I mean, I’ve never personally seen it hit the fan, but I know it does at some point because I see it all over the sidewalks every morning on my way to the office.

I feel like there should be a “guns for Miter saws” trade in going on. More people should focus on creating rather than destroying.

I feel like there should be a “guns for Miter saws” trade in going on. More people should focus on creating rather…

But they might taste Chitty.

Only in a world of pure imagination…

It’s pretty tough to get insurance to cover “exploratory” x-rays these days.

Assuming those are the names of his long lost cats

Tim Horton’s coffee? Full of fish.

And don’t forget the $14 Kale Smoothie!

so really what you want is a hottub?

Pass me my cluching pearls, dear, I'm afraid I feel a case of the vapors coming soon.

That’ll barely cover the damages from the 5-day, coke-fueled, BBW orgy.

I upgraded from 7 to 10 over the winter holidays. It has so far been almost entirely painless; the “almost” is because I had to reinstall one driver for my docking station. Go ahead and make the jump.

Well, y'see, when you drive up to the recruitment officer, you used to go through a bettery of standard tests. Checks if you've had your vaccinations, regular transmission fluid changes, measure your roofline, that sort of thing. About that time, the recruiting truck lifts you up, they pulls yer wheels off,and they…