Mission Accomplished!

Clearly I value my free time differently than you or he does. The minute or 2 I spent on that post, much like this one owes me nothing, it was pure entertainment.

Why is this so much different from a long hike in the mountains? Hiking 250+ miles at 10,000+' altitude with 50lbs on my back isn't uncommon, at the end of the hike I definitely feel a bit worse for wear, but nothing like what you're describing.

Just my Nixie clock, and that's just because it was faster than plugging in the GPS

How much extra time did you waste by posting how much of your precious time was wasted?

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I see them everywhere, but I'm in Google's backyard, otherwise known as San Francisco

A friend has this thing. It just makes him work harder at seeing how many alarms he can get to go off in any given trip.

Bravo! I used to love backorifice until the AV scanners started to pick it up.

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and…

Well played!

You'd have to become a mad hatter.

I have 2 left, who wants 'em?

Can someone send me one please? aja175(at)gmail.com

shush with your logic!

Maybe it's Russia's way of getting rid of all the gay porn they'll admit to coming from their country?

This is just a guess, but given how flammable nitrate film is it almost makes sense to use it.

especially US citizens it seems

I am too, and I wouldn't be at all surprised to see these show up in badlands.