Can it be taken apart to have a proper spring put in? A recoil from a 1911 would do nicely. ;)

There's nothing fast about a T1, especially a shared one. My office has 2 bonded T1s to support 120 people on the internal network. It's painful.

hahaha overtime pay. Wouldn't that be nice. We're expected to put in 50hrs at our desk, another couple hours a night at home and 8-10hrs on the weekends, plus a 24x7 oncall rotation that ends up being 1 week every 6.

I just walked outside and looked down, there it was lol

Could it be that people aren't going to the clinic for crabs anymore? It's pretty easy to evict the little buggers at home, any drug store carries the stuff.

Bravo sir, bravo!

Maybe, but everybody knows the distinctive sound of a shotgun slide being racked. Give me Mossberg over fluffy any day.

Sadly, yes. The hipsters in San Francisco love the things. We've sent people home for wearing them.

Is he also wearing those sweat pants that are supposed to look like dress pants?

NAS. I deal with ESXi and various server platforms all day, every day. When I get home the last thing I want to do is keep working.

So they reinvented the man trap?

there'd be a REALLY loud bang.

It's not a bad idea I guess, but there's already 3 of them on my kitchen counter. None of us (including the *$ employee) remember to bring them so they're eventually going to become expensive trash. I'd much rather have a reusable travel mug.

oh, yay, can't wait for the inevitable advertising robocalls!

So it's cool for Apple to be a patent troll but not Google?

So?

sadly most have no idea.

So a redesign of the plug, rather than a different jack configuration. Not a bad idea, but probably an extremely difficult sell.

Apple tried a recessed jack. Everybody had to buy new headphones to fit it, then they scrapped the idea and went back to the normal one.

Don't think they can't read the year on a quarter from a satellite camera.