No no no, that computer is filled with dinner.

Or put it in a lead lined fridge.

It also happens in direct sunlight on the LCD.

New Mexico's finest, hard at work.

Care to enlighten us on that last bit? Enquiring minds want to know.

Pass the lube please

Where's the fun in that? If I'm going to prison I'm taking somebody's hand with me.

Do you have enough money to make it worth my... someone's time to hack your hand off?

Every couple months someone slimes the ATMs in San Francisco with some unknown slimy substance. Ick doesn't even begin to describe it.

It's not an apple J plug, just looks like it.

Forget new tablets, how about upgrading the current ones to ICS. Ya know, like the IO edition "dev" tablet.

Ugh I used to work on one of those. So many awful memories.

Take notes MUNI, we'd appreciate it if you'd make an attempt at cleaning your busses.

That's a big brake.

If you weren't already hearted...

That's what I mean. KDC has all the charm of a dead pigeon. It also helps that Branson isn't unattractive.

So not the same. Branson doesn't have all the charm and appearance of a server room sloth.

Now that's a good idea.

It kinda looks like a suppository. I suppose that could be a sex toy if that's your thing.

I'd like something that hangs on just about any pair of standard glasses without being obnoxiously large and it has to project on the existing lens.