Yeah, I liked this episode as well, and I was pretty upset when they forced Kes out to make room for a character pandering to teenage males (and I was a teenage male at the time! Though honestly, I thought Kes was more attractive than Seven). I actually never much liked the Seven of Nine character, but if they had…

Well, the title of the inventory refers to altering 'the timeline', not to time travel. "Parallels" did involve alternate timelines.

Nah, I skipped directly from the age of ten to the age of thirty.

And by 'had to' you mean 'chose to'.

My god, how can you misspell "surreptitiously" so badly!?

He's a Muslim atheist, and his Christian pastor is anti-America!

The plural is ysalimiri.

Scoop is second-tier Woody Allen, but it's still a better comedy than 90% of the list.

I like how no one can even seem to agree on what pitches he was going for with those third and fourth notes. Is it G - C - F# - D? Is it G - C - G - Eb?

It was a non-non-sitcom, you might say.

If you can take a picture of a computer password, you're doing passwords wrong…

Second wave feminism is the best feminism.

I second Mrs. Alger's commendation. Thanks for this.

When someone is called a "lady", I like to point out that in all likelihood, said person does not actually have a title of nobility. Yeah, I'm loads of fun!

It needs to be a quantum superposition of hit and flop.

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication.

Woah, there, Bush only had that sign made, brought it to the aircraft carrier, and gave it to them. The crew of the aircraft carrier are the ones who actually put it up, so they're entirely to blame.

It's true! We're so lame.

I don't know, I had a canine cousin (i.e. my uncle's dog) who was absolutely terrified of thunder as well. He was a pretty neurotic dog, though.

If Star Trek: Enterprise had ended with the "Demons"/"Terra Prime" two-parter, it would have nicely capped a fourth season that went a long way toward redeeming the show.