Yeah, definitely this. Or maybe it's owning a lake house…

It definitely was enough to ruin New Moon for me, which we had only done in the first place because we knew it would be shitty. Turns out it could be a lot worse

I'm thinking Brad Pitt coming over for Thanksgiving

This is still all better than season 2 of Orange is the New Black

Oh, I didn't see you there

There was no better time to be a balding middle-aged man in America.

I remember sleeping through this when a substitute teacher had us watch it in Calculus class.

He's still got nothing on the box office appeal of Sam Worthington. Who's that you ask? Oh, he was just the lead in the highest grossing movie of all time, and look how well that worked out for his career (although really, probably did alright).

…eh?

I think this is a sort of uncomfortable truth to admit in our current society, but there has to be a line between understanding and finding ways to include more viewpoints in our media and modern representation in society, without also realizing that people can still make something god if it doesn't necessarily…

The only rifftrax I've seen was for New Moon, and good portion of it was quite homophobic. Should I expect this from all Rifftrax?

Oh come on guys. It's PAINFULLY obvious that Jason Schwartzman would be Cyclops. Everyone else is up for grabs.

Say it ain't so.

The Teen Choice awards: an award show for the people, by the people

Nobody checks the IDs on people who vote for the oscars, and look how great THOSE turn out.

Don't forget about the ever present threat of Oscar voter fraud (aka, votes by anyone who isn't white)

The only "five" nominees I'm interested in are the five singles in my wallet I choose when I get a foot-long at Subway

And all it took was some mediocre music!

Yes, but they're all vegans.

These are not the boners you are looking for