She can wonton all over MY Chinese food.

I find it hard to consider Motorhead a headbanging band; let alone a band worth headbanging to. Maybe try Meshuggah next time.

NOT FAR ENOUGH

This is why we CAN have potato salad

This reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes comic where Calvin asks Hobbes if he could wish for anything, what would it be. Hobbes responds by saying that he'd want a sandwich. Calvin then goes on tirade about how he would wish for World Peace, or the destruction of disease, and numerous lofty goals, all while…

Everything on the MBV album kicks ass except for the one boring song with only keyboards

This is going to be good. I don't give a fuck which members are on it. It's gonna be good.

Everything will be irrelevant when holodecks are invented.

Sassage@flare.com

b@mo.com that is all I want

On everyday.

It can be

Boo. You whore. Hawaiian is one of the best pizzas that you can get

I bet you're a lesbian

I need to get an app that tell me when I need to check my phone

I bet you think you're a fun guy, don't you.

The worst part about eating pizza at work is somebody always gets the really shitty pizzas. Like the mushroom pizzas or the pizza with olives on it.

I can make my own pizza decisions, thank you! #keepyourappsoffmybody

but they aren't "expert" lists

Man, all the good stuff in the world is wasted on children