spoilers!

yes, he can, but MAY he..?

That's not a fair comparison. I mean, talking about geriatric STDs is preferred to talking about baseball

Boy, if I hadn't been with a bar full of people while watching the game, and then afterwards reading about it constantly on the internet, I would have never believed it either!

She's a 1000 years old and just lost track of her moral code

I apologize if my confirmation of this story being news was interpreted as a complaint

thats okay, i'm still sending you a Christmas card this year

No way! me too! Are you also a libra and allergic to Kale?

I can only consider it news if the Queen then tweets about it

Okay, I definiteley see what you are saying. I stand behind you 100% (except for being poor, so I usually just see it in the shitty peasant-class format anyways)

Yes people. This is considered news.

is saying that this movie will be screened AROUND THE WORLD too obvious?

They aren't bringing it to Kernsburg, Arkansas? no way!

what if the director is just doing it to clearly make money? (Not saying that this is the case here, but ya know, in general)

perhaps, but they would all flee in a symmetric line without screaming and only minimal fanfare

I have not, and I know I should. It's just so tough to make that first step (to recovery?)

I quickly read the last line of the article and mistakenly thought it was Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, and then I died a little.

Great. Now I have to decide if my distaste for McConaughey outweighs my desire to see this in IMAX. I can transport to any city I need to be to see it - even in the delta quadrant

I was looking for myself on here, but I guess this star chart isn't big enough