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Why is Drew such a prude? Nothing wrong with a lunch beer if you decide to head to a restaurant. On the weekend? I’ll start whenever the hell I want. What about football Sunday? I live in the mountain time zone, so I think its perfectly reasonable to crack a beer at 11 a.m. when the games start. What about camping?

#notallfeedingpumps

It most certainly does not look like she’s asking for anything, other than perhaps his attention.

Really? I think it looks like she’s saying “Alright, let me tell you how it’s gonna be....”

Jeez, everything about the Spurs is first-class. They continue to show that they’re the legit best sports organization in the world. I am mildly envious of their fans.

Because if he did that he would’ve missed out on all this African-accented hilarity!

So, explaining to several managers the problem, having all of them go to the table and having the kitchen make extra food is somehow less time consuming then having them point to it?

Excellent strategy for getting comp’ed food, though.

“I’m not doing this to be interesting. I’m doing this to live.”

“I’m very touched by kids who don’t have advantages; they are much more interesting than kids who have everything. “

I don’t feel sorry for any Patriots fan in the least. Remember BountyGate? Saints played like beasts and people loved to hate them for it. Everyone in the NFL gets paid for performance, playing to the best of their abilities. The difference here is the Saints did nothing dirty, no more excessive fouls or “dirty” hits

Every non-Patriots fan:

You forgot to mention the hyper-defensive whining from insecure Boston fans on everyone’s Facebook feed.

Clearly you guys do or I wouldn’t have gotten 3 posts saying the same thing

And fewer games than Terrelle Pryor got for getting free tattoos in college.

Found the Pats fan

It would have been a tiny fine had they confessed. Instead Kraft demanded an apology. It led to a culture of hubris where players were denying and joking about this instead of just admitting what was obvious.

I kind of feel like this is overly complicated! I’ve entirely revised my hard boiled egg strategy and its dead simple:

“Close,

It’s not always about mess. Sometimes TP is just too harsh on a delicate butt. That said, covered trashcans are not expensive.