It’s called “friendship”. Look it up. Believe it or not, adult male humans can interact with one another beyond competition.

He received pats on the back and immediately went on the DL

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Venus and Serena Williams might be the greatest American success story we’ve seen unfold in popular culture in the last 30 years. They are, in every way, the so-called American Dream.

The Williams sisters are both confident, fiercely competitive, well-spoken, physically powerful, cagey on the court, and at ease with their personal style. Which is why most men (of all races) find them terrifying. I consider them a litmus test for guys, actually; if a man says he can't stand the Williams sisters,…

Damn. I was just about to get on my hoverboard and fry up some eggs.

Have you never read a novel? Seen that self-portrait of (fill-in-the-blank, but start with Van Gogh)? Nearly every artist uses him or herself as their subject to some degree, some more than others.

That’s because your true aspirations are supposed to support your partner’s, duhhhhhhhhh.

this is honestly the more egregious issue

So what? That’s tax money that goes to public schools. Just because you choose not to use the public schools that tax money rightfully goes to doesn’t mean that tax money follows you to a private school.

I read the headline too quick and thought it said “Goalkeeper’s Boner.....”. Needless to say, I was super disappointed by the video.

Yeah, Brad has never seemed terribly bright. A very inconsiderate and tone-deaf statement, to be sure, but not malicious.

He seems like a decent enough person but doesn’t really come across as the sharpest tool in the shed. I think many celebrities haven’t accumulated enough education to understand the implications of using certain terms - but it doesn’t stop them from throwing these words around anyway.

The ref instructed the timekeeper to reset the -play- clock to 40 seconds, not the game clock - which the clock operator did.

The play that ended with the excessive timeout started with 40 seconds left on the game clock (check the game logs on NFL.com or ESPN.com). I highly doubt that the ref instructed the clock…

I don’t believe there was anything illegal or malicious about the hit, friend.

Sure. She COULD have done that. But ballers gonna ball.

Note to self: shred, then BURN.

It’s almost as if the reporting system is meaningless.

brb texting random numbers

This isn’t new, it’s just new technology. Back in the day, I sent a carrier pigeon who ended up getting lost and flying west instead of east, and the result was a beautiful, long, sustained pigeon-exchange. We celebrated our seventeenth anniversary in August.