I'm going to be on an Investigation Discovery show in December! The fact that I am super excited about this in no way means that my acting career is going nowhere!

I wanted to chime in with my two cents. I empathize. I managed to quit drinking almost four years ago, but not before driving my life into the ground. And like you, I hated myself. I still do. But in my case, I quit because drinking made other people hate me. Self-loathing is your own business, but when my drinking…

I doubt anyone has said you're feet are too small as soon as you enter Payless.

Well. It's once again been confirmed that my irrational hatred for James Franco is actually a completely rational hatred.

Sadly, white men, a set of which I am (sadly) a member...

You are awesome. I now have an argument grounded in classical philosophy for why it is fine, nay, praiseworthy, that I read celebrity gossip.

Size 14 is not big, especially at 5'10"! Ugh. I just hate everything.

For people who haven't followed this and don't understand the controversy (or, in the alternative, think that "Redskin" isn't a slur, it was a different time, this is PC run amok, it was never intended in a bad way, etc. etc.) please read up on George Preston Marshall, who bought the team when they were known as the…

Full Disclosure: I'm a pretty left-leaning guy politically (pro-choice, workers rights, etc etc) and I'm the only person in almost all my friends who doesn't smoke.

That being said, I'm not so sure I'm in favor of these "just the tip" style laws. Where the laws start off seemingly small, and are defended by saying…

Why are people not outraged by laws that chip away at their personal freedoms? Businesses should be able to decide for themselves whether to cater to smokers and/or non-smokers, and you as the consumer should make your decisions accordingly. There's absolutely no reason for the government to get involved.

Hand finish all the way. Once I swallowed after a "good morning" blow job. The feeling of splooge in my empty stomach was so awful that I threw up. Which was also awful. Never again. That guy is now my husband.

I was on board 120% until the light-hearted Henry Kissinger cameo. Made me feel gross and angry. Guy is a fucking war criminal.

This is the greatest post ever. I'm happy as hell. I was in High School, I was in College and I am now in my 20s.

Dear NSA,

"He loves that she'll go into his kitchen for, like, 10 minutes and come back with a delicious bowl of pasta."

I actually started to write an essay, but then I realized the game.

Why didn't he just go in his giant, sagging diaper?

PETA is an organization without ethics.

I felt so sorry for Lisicki when they showed her on the verge of tears. She played so well in her other matches but she must have felt so embarrassed in the second set.

That's such a Taurus thing to say.