No.

Man, I hate that. It's so unsexy. The last thing I want to do when a dood talks like that is have sex with him. Heh...

Me, too. Currently a professional writer/editor and formerly an English language teacher. An enormous pet peeve of mine is people who "can't get over grammar mistakes."

Hahahha, me too!

Out of curiosity, why no apology to habitual drug users? ;P

I have to admit... I may just be 96-years-old but those sandals, to me, just signify an athlete. After a game/practice, taking off your hot shoes and sweaty socks and slipping those on! Heaven.

Aww man! I didn't notice that at first. Dang you and your observation skills!

Is it definite that the threesome was with a guy and a woman and not two guys?

Charming! You sound awesome. Hey, heads up, it's now legal for women to go topless in NYC. Try not to trip over your boner.

How does he look worse than they do? What am I missing?

Vomit.

That's gross.

Me too. Except to the New Jersey one. What old tired "jokes." Zzzzzzzzzzz

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Srsly. "Push present" is such a gross phrase/word combo to me. The idea of it is ridiculous to me* as well but that people call it that makes it so. Much. Worse.

No. Keeping women in their place is.

Not that it makes that nausea inducing quote any less rage worthy, but here is the whole thing:

Bc... ?

I'm a fu$#*^ing assclown then. This is supposed to be sweet? He's single and "old" so he'll marry her?

Super.

To me, you've answered it - "...so I can hardly tell someone else what they should do."