I literally LOLed at " I have to call Homare Sawa and hang up again." HAHAHAHHAHAHAA!! Ah, that was good.

"Are you currently, have you ever been, or do you plan to ever be, a juggalo."

"Are you currently, have you ever been, or do you plan to ever be, a juggalo."

No, they don't have them anymore. I totally remember the "Rawr! It's Catwoman. Put on your seatbelt." or whatever random thing Catwoman would tell a passenger!

Why can't you ask "Do you have any children?" on a first date? That seems perfectly logical. I also think bringing up what you're reading/last read is totally normal first date banter as well.

Looks like I'm the proud owner of a unicorn covered in quaaludes! Of course, it's always possible that my boyfriend will whip out (hardy har har!) an extreme sexual perversion at some future date. But for now, he actually passes this silly test.

Hahahahaahahahahaha!

I know it's ridiculous but the Kardashian's make me sad. Especially Kim. I don't know them (really? Heh...) but almost everything out of her mouth is a sad, superficial, misogynist cliche. The constant worrying about her age (what is she? 30?); that she's unmarried (not for long!!!!11111111!111!); her looks, her…

"Boartz had contended that the sex, which occurred in Iraq while Jones was blacked out, was consensual."

I'm the only one in the U.S. with my name. I knew it was unusual but I didn't think it was that unusual!

Yep. When I hear someone use it I always say "female what?"

Small note: Rosie Napravnik is 23. She's not a 'girl.'