Taking action is always the best course of action. Never let others dictate the climate of your own mind.

Lordy I don't know. I've had it forever. Wish I had more info for you but I can't remember what I ate for breakfast this morning.

Thank you! I cannot run for office because I have cursed too many times on stage. You could make like 17,000 negative ads from just one of my live performances. Or my book. Or my podcast. Game over.

1. Thank you! I made that song with my friend Mark Reitman who is an amazing beats composer. He did the track, I wrote and performed the vocals. Sadly there is no way to buy the mp3 but feel free to watch the video on repeat. Hah. :-) Maybe I'll try to get it out there. In all my SPARE TIME. :-P

Everybody processes differently, don't they? For me, I was bullied a lot as a kid, and I don't know that I've forgotten it, because in part it made the person I am today. But I don't think about it much now, other than to occasionally think to myself "well you can suck it now, haters."

Haha I can't be blowing people up. Honestly, celebs are like regular people: flawed, insecure, needing love, prone to make mistakes, eager to repair them. If you follow any person around with a camera long enough, famous or otherwise, you're bound to find some dirt.

The only way to be truly funny is to be fully and unapologetically yourself. You must talk about what you think is funny and meaningful and compelling, and while it is good to get advice from friends, only you know what feels right and true and powerful coming out of your mouth onstage. I make fun of myself all the…

1. Did you see me? I was losing my poops. Luckily I knew all those guys before (except for Mark, who I met that morning) and so was relatively comfortable. Mainly I was just melting with giggling happy.

I haven't but I love both of those shows and OMG wouldn't it be amazing to have an Archer-themed Drag Race?

SMOOCH

I am terrified of what that extra tool might be.

AMAZINNNNNNNGGGGGG

Firstly, f*ck those guys. If you haven't already, read my own response to them, which essentially reads: "f*ck those guys." https://www.facebook.com/notes/aisha-ty…

I replied this up the thread. I definitely cannot teach anyone anything. I am a hot mess.

1. I dunno as I spend large portions of my life being completely un-awesome.

Less serious first: Adam Reed thinks my hands are large. But they are feminine and slender and completely in proportion to my body. So there.

I have been chasing Dave Grohl for my entire adult life, and hope that happens. Amy Poehler has already said yes, we are just trying to find a time when she is not busy (which is never time). I want Travis Fimmel from Vikings. To be my friend, and also to be on my show. I have been lucky that almost everyone I ask…

Ad libs do make it in but the writing is so incredible we don't often have to make stuff up. The producers will often say "just go nuts here" and that stuff tends to make it in.

This is America. Everyone is entitled to be wrong.

THANK YOU! That is all as well.