Zoom in on that photo and you’ll see all the brown ones are lying down flat like they’re dead or something.

Surely this can easily be solved with a new publicly-funded billion-dollar stadium.

The duly elected leader of a nation is supposed to have more decorum than that.

Worse than that. “If their relatives aren’t going to thank me to my liking”

yeah I mean if he drugged someone then that is totally fucked. If all he did was cop a feel 40 years ago and he has proven to live a good life since then...then Idk if this is really a story.

I’m not sure “gay people can’t help being predators” is the best defense to go with here.

I think if last tuesday’s election results are an indication of exactly how pissed people are, it’s a good thing.

It’s funny, I’ve cautioned a few times about not getting too excited about some down ballot local and state elections going to the Dems in states that are either mostly Dem or some shade of purple, and people act like I wanna suck Trump off because I’m saying, “Hey, don’t assume that in a YEAR from now, the Democrats…

And Wilmont Collins of Helena, Montana? He’s now mayor of a city is more than 93 percent white—

Yeah, but he’s still alive and running the deep state shadow government, wiretapping the White House so they can leak “FAKE NEWS”, and almost certainly is still planning to take all the guns. All of them. He’ll probably give them to ISIS and black people and Muslims so that they can shoot the whites.

I’m still waiting for them to acknowledge that Obama never took their guns.

I can’t speak to the legitimacy of the Bennett photo, but I do know this picture is real and it pisses me off. Really, though, we all kind of secretly knew.

Gonna wait about 15 mins until I see my grandma sharing an article on facebook titled.

I want that Jeter one airbrushed on a van.

The look on his face is exactly the look of the guy we all know who can’t take any joke at his expense.

Well plaid, sir.

What if it works, though? What if the corporate and finance sectors are so happy to have a pro-business guy in there that stocks surge and companies start expanding?

I hope this article is satirical, cause it’s blistering hot garbage.

What if your nephew was like, “I’m not sure I’m even gonna vote. These people are both bad” on election day. But then the day after the election he wrote a blog on deadspin about how we’re all fucked because Trump won? What should I say to this specific type of shithead nephew?

I’ve found the best way to handle mealtime is to begin muttering “this means something” over and over while sculpting a mound of mash potatoes on your plate.