I see what you did there. Hard to forget that line especially considering the manner in which it was delivered.

A 1.7 liter 914 is not a fast car in the way the general public views fast cars. It has a top speed of 110mph. It has a quarter mile time of 19.5 seconds and 0-60 of 13.5. It's S-L-O-W. Tell me with a straight face that's not a slow car.

I know it's a tired theme, but watching someone take fastest time of the day with 78hp is priceless. 914 FTW.

I'm right there with you.

I think the scariest bridge in the world is a concrete bridge over the Cagayan River in Nothern Luzon Philippines (assuming it's still there 20 years later). This thing was made of concrete, barely 2 lanes wide, and about 1/4 mile long. I've been a pedestrian on that bridge and every time a loaded truck drove across…

Two of my best friends live in Snoqualmie. In fact I'll be staying over with one of them in a few weeks. He met one of the Dirtfish guys for coffee a while back and the guy drove one of the rally school cars to the meeting. I want to go to DirtFish schools SO BAD!

I would buy a dozen spec Miatas and hoon them to death one at a time.

It's simple The guy has an income from his job. Let's say he makes $60,000. Then he wins another $350,000. That's $410,000. He's going to pay about 16% on the first $70,000. That's $11,200. Then he's going to pay 25% on the next $70k. That's $17,500. Then he's going to pay 28% on the next $73k. That's $20,440. Then…

No, I do not want to put a luggage rack on my SCCA open-modified class sports-car (this happened to me).

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Yes! A font celebrating poorly balanced rotating assemblies! (I kid.)

I'd take an Aztek because I like making people cry.

What would be REALLY cool would be to show it off to a kid assembling replica Countach kit-cars (for ball players who couldn't fit into real ones). Tell him all about the future. The composites, the advanced aerodynamics, the insane power. Let him drool all over it and as you're leaving look back and say "Where I come…

Winning.

Yes, but being a dry-sump means the crank-case has a roundish bottom and won't sit flat.

Block (verb): to hinder the passage, progress, or accomplishment of by or as if by interposing an obstruction.

I LOVE how you think.

In other news police responded to a noise complaint at the San Francisco offices of Allstate Insurance Co. where screams of "I told you this was going to happen! I F###ING TOLD YOU! For 9 F###ING YEARS I said this day would come! But did you listen? NOOOOOOO! YOU Said "It's okay. Look, they've got a piece of…

Block = an attempt to prevent access. Removing from the phone = block. Removing from market = block. If you drive into the ditch so you can drive around a road block IT WAS STILL A ROAD BLOCK.

@Anonymous, you don't get it. They blocked the app, meaning they have gone to great lengths to prevent users from gaining access to it. They will not be successful in my case, but that is irrelevant.