That chair be pregnant with ballerina twins.

GOOD LORD RAHM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE BACK OF THAT CHAIR.

I find him so bafflingly attractive.

So... nothing about the original owners of the kitten? Did it not belong to the owners of the house?

They have the phrase trademarked, actually. So since he's a major public figure and will profit from the use of the phrase, my guess is they actually do have some grounds to complain.

It's odd that having a woman as a sex partner doesn't seem to count.

I doubt the intention of the photojournalist(s) who took that picture was "just a woman wearing a used t-shirt looking comfortable."

I actually don't understand the outrage at her religious comments. Religion is a detriment to society and should have no place in law or order. She is pointing towards Islam specifically but I think the same could be said about any patriarchal religion. Her point seems to be that religion is the main detriment to…

Katie, I am disappointed to see such a closed-minded post on Jezebel, especially concerning women's rights. Women's rights activists are constantly pointing out how evangelical Christianity hurts women's self-esteem and how Catholicism has backwards views on women's health. Why does Islam get a free pass?

I'd say there are still hordes of people that still don't realize it, though. Or don't even notice that they don't realize it, really.

Yes, I think you raise some interesting points. I also think there are a lot of women who lack classically "beautiful" features but who project confidence, energy, and intelligence and who can't help but attract others. Think, for example, of women like Julia Child, or Nora Ephron, or Joan Rivers—not glamorous…

Or, you know, they're hot because it's summer.

Just gonna throw this out there - clothes do not say a thing. They are mute. They only say the words you project on to them. I look at a tube top and I think "that is a tube top". It's not my fault that you feel the need to judge everyone wearing a tube top. That's your problem, and something you need to deal with on…

Wow. That started off well and very "good on you, lady!" for me and then escalated into horribleness pretty quickly.

Saying you "reserve the right" to do it doesn't mean it should be accepted by those around you. You should not be proud of your demands that other women adhere to your ideas of what looks "good". In fact, that's something you should feel embarrassed about and be actively trying to change, because it's very, very…

As a belly dancer in her 30s who has not only a bit of pudge and some stretch marks from past weight loss but will ALSO have a huge gnarly scar from surgery down my abdomen by the end of the year... Pffft. Check out my righteous undulating belly and suck it, haters.

Well shit...The DM really let me down. Why oh why did they not tell me this 15 year ago??? I could have spared myself years of embarrassing and humiliating summers earlier! Damn those bikini tops and shorts I dare wear on my 50 year old 5'5 120 body. And the stilettos....Well, fuck that, I'm gonna dig them…

My grandmother wore a bikini well into her 60s when she took us to the beach. Biniki are for everyone, not just young thin women.

Thank you for sharing my work here! It's a deep honor! And for the most part these comments are some of the very best I've seen yet, filled with self-respect and honor towards our sisters and, as I feel inspired to say here, there is a lot of fucking LOVE going on here too! Thank you thank you thank you! -Jade

If any of these things start happening to you, grab the man by the shirt, pull him an inch from your face and scream "YOU ARE GIVE ME BABY TONIGHT YES?" Then start to recite the "Twilight" script and stick your tongue up his nostril

100% guaranteed to fend off ANY man.