Hell, it's the best way to live life!

Hell, it's the best way to live life!

You mean swords and …. sorcery?

No, some little kid with autism.

I've actually been to Kazakhstan … took a taxi from the Uzbekistan border (near Tashkent) by way of Chimkent all the way to the former capital of Almaty (about a 2-day drive).   Can't seem to remember much besides endless rolling hills and very few people, none of whom I could communicate with, though they seemed…

No, the "living hell" is his face gradually turning into Billy Corgan's as he ages.

I thought this was out for a long time already.  The version I watched a few months ago had the film broken up over 2 discs, rather awkwardly splitting right in the middle of a scene without warning.

Of course they automatically chose a black actor for the role, the racists!

Stan Lee has risen from the grave!

Drive Angry > Drive

Zombies should be next on the list.

Considering that of all the original characters, Dr. Manhattan was the immortal one who happened to be on Mars when the deus ex machina struck, why not have an ongoing series featuring the big blue guy's future adventures around the galaxy?

Frank Miller?

I think he gets that, that's why his critique of them in Watchmen was so effective.   Superheroes in continuing stories focused on their character —- sure, there are plenty of them still around and DC can go ahead and work with those archetypes.  Why must they fux with the one story that was designed totally against…

I thought it was about aliens.

Even the late lamented Heath Ledger couldn't have saved this flick.

Except that was actually a documentary, and it was actually a damned impressive stunt.

Sadly, Russia jokes don't have quite the same zing these days.  I guess they hit a little too close to home now.

But … but … Kate Beckinsale! Skin-tight leather or latex or whatever it is!  Fapworthy?

I think the comedy bits on JFC don't get mentioned enough.  Notably, I found a lot of the interplay between Ed O'Neil (the retired cop who acts like he's still in the department) and Dayton Callie (the gangster from out of town) to be hilarious.  The characters are supposed to hate each other's guts (on principle,…