The drunken man in leather pants being God, of course, and the door being the gateway between worlds or something.

Ability to note that there is no such thing as the classic E Street band line-up > more impressive than > ability to name all five members of the classic E Street band

Oh no … the drummer is also the lead singer!!! RUN!!

He adopts them so he can put them to work in his basement duplicating pirate gospel CDs and Christian movies.

Random observation: A lot of comments written here about Morrison could equally be applied to Billy Corgan.

I get very uncomfortable when I listen to the local "Classic Rock" station and they play the occasional song from the '80s.  It's not quite like feeling the cold shudder of the Grim Reaper in my proximity, but almost.

Well, Val Kilmer's take in Stone's movie borders on parody at times.

That sound from Iceland that isn't Bjork.

Maybe they would have anyway.

Isn't "power metal" kind of redundant? The term, not the music. Well maybe the music too.

Saga!

The town could use a touch of Councilman Doug from 'Weeds.'

Does your in-head Blade Runner have voice-over narration by Harrison Ford, or is it the version without the narration?

And it has to be directed by Charlie Kaufman or Michel Gondry.

(Breaks into song & dance number from "Little Shop of Horrors")

Legend is gay?  How can unicorns, elves, showers of rose petals and Tom Cruise be gay?

As long as it has dinosaurs.  (No I don't mean Sean Penn.)

A guy you don't wanna confuse with Gary Busey.

Ed O'Neill.

Do people still drink rye?