No, the grape guy.  Buy grapes!  Or is it don't buy grapes? Anyway, something like that. Yes we can!

I see a great future for you as a studio accountant.

I got tired of the whole meme about the time it was publicized that she was "richer than the Queen" (or whatever), but I don't see anything wrong with writing something with the deliberate intention of hoping to sell it at some point.  Most aspiring writers intend that though most are not successful.

Random musing: When ebooks take over, would a book publisher attempt a strategy like this by, say, making certain titles unavailable after a given time frame?

I'll put aside the obvious quip about being shot out of a "canon" for that blatant and all too common misspelling.

Yeah. I always keep an eye on my wallet and/or my ass if a stranger calls me that IRL.

Yeah. I buy 'em at a local used bookstore for $5-7 a piece.  They're even pretty cheap new.  Just watch out you don't accidentally buy the full-frame editions.

Since Evanna Lynch is now 20, that comment is now marginally less creepy than it otherwise would be.

Whatever, I still titter over the idea that Asperger's sounds way too much like "Assburger's."  I bet ol' Hans got a lot of kidding over his name in med school.

I didn't see Pitch Black.

Dunno, but I've been spanking it to both of 'em for a while now so maybe I don't want to know.  Chloe Moretz too.

That would be way more awesome if it read "Olsen does herself several times."

I can't remember.

"Martha Marcy May Marlene 2: The Full Sequence"

"I suppose it's poetic justice against those guys that the twins turned 18 and promptly fell apart."

Eat Drink Man Woman > The Cook The Thief His Wife and Her Lover > Martha Marcy May Marlene

Only the director's cut though.

Bacteria, maggots and so forth might not be able to feed on the dead cells of zombies, so they could decay much more slowly.  Though the idea of zombie maggots, bacteria, etc. is kind of interesting.

Whose dong was in the other end?

But that would be one less hour I'd have of my own fleeting mortality!  I suggest that time would be better spent posting on the Internet.