You know what... Now that I’m married, I have very little time to play games. I was waiting for the reviews of this game to decide whether to get MediEvil or this. Now I know for sure I’m getting MediEvil.

I was only a 5, at best, though.  He wouldn’t be seen in public with a 5, ever.

Let it go? The hurricane is white and has a hole—surprised he hasn’t married it yet.

I mean... we’re not all stuck in Boston 

I fully expect to be shredded for this take, but I think for me—for me, only for this guy—Fallout will end up being a movie I re-watch more than Fury Road (which I also loved). Fury Road is amazing, but its version of the world is so relentlessly bleak and unpleasant that I have a hard time getting through it now that…

I do have a kind of sneaking suspicion that, even if it’s only on an unconscious level, some part of Tom Cruise wants to die making a Mission: Impossible movie and be The Guy Who Died For His Commitment To His Craft.