After all the hand slapping they are probably doing it on purpose to stop the talk. I hope Trump drops dead, I am not apologetic, he’s a monster and a fucking waste of air.  

Now this gives me hope. I’d love to see her elected, of course, but the most important thing we can do for 2018 is challenge them everywhere. Press them for every seat, run in every election, push them and bleed them for cash and make this a goddamn fight for once.

I had the great pleasure recently of kicking some ICE agents off a college campus. I mean, I didn’t actually kick them off, as we have no authority to force them to leave, but I was the administrator who go to tell them why they weren’t welcome and ask them to leave.

That’s untrue. A small group of Senators is definitely crafting a filibuster-proof healthcare bill that they’ll try and pass without hearings or debate or input from voters or Democrats. Given that R senators are voting with Trump ~98% of the time, there’s no reason to believe three of them will vote no. For example,…

good. *rubs hands together* - may everything they touch get blown outta the water by the mounting scandal that is Orange Julius Caesar.

And it’s all completely useless. The terrorists win.

Mrs. Meathead, after we returned from a weekend in Cincinnati surrounded by people who’d moved there from Chicago and couldn’t stop gushing about the low cost of living: Should we live somewhere cheaper?

And Bambi. They fucking shot his mom.

Or Leavenworth. Pretty sure assisting a foreign power in sabotaging an election is Guilty of Anti-State Activities at the very least.

And the third one should be about her returning as a Revanant, slaughtering people with the aid of that candlestick in a blood-soaked tale of revenge.

Beauty and the Bastille.

I have long hated Disney’s obession with royalty. Mulan is always the best choice.

That could be good or bad. If they’re in an area close to the sea, that could mean an easy emigration to London. On the other hand, if the town is in the Vendee? They are in for years of hell.

That last sentence is the problem. People who haven’t lost that weight aren’t hungry all the time.

I hate him. I hate him so much.

I literally hope he drops dead. He’s that fucking evil. I don’t feel bad.

Just think. By this time next year everyone born in the 20th Century will be dead too.

Here are the five words everyone needs to know when it comes to Republicans and repealing Obamacare and replacing it with nothing.

Yeah the only beverage I can see staying unsullied in my shower is a vacuum-sealed capri-sun. It’s like Seaworld when I step in there.

When i was in college, after a good traying (it’s like sledding, but, you slide down the snow covered hills on a tray that you “borrow” from the cafeteria) session, i would take a Mountain Dew (sometimes 2) into the shower with me. Nothing like a hot shower and a cold Dew.