I remember being a kid and thinking 72 was so, so old. Team. 72 is not old. At least, it’s not old anymore.

I’m having a little trouble figuring out the sequence of events here. Where were the cows that these two fell into a glacier while tending them? Was the barn out in the middle of the ice field? It makes more sense if they went out looking for a lost cow, maybe.

It took me a long time to forgive* myself for putting up with bullies and listening to my mother’s trouble advice that consisted only of, “Just ignore them.”

That’s supposed to be “Tiny Homicide.” “Tiny Hoicide” is something entirely different.

Good piece, Kelly - used to buy comics every week - heavy on Archie but would buy more pulpy stuff when I could find it (and hide it).

Hah. Made similar comment before seeing yours.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

I see their bitterness over their appendages never equalling Michelle O’s guns hasn’t abated.

I predict the Pacers will get the Nets’ 2098 and 2099 first round picks, making the next time they have a draft pick occurs in the 22nd century.

I think he’s just dumb. He’s been that longer than anything else in his life. He’s what happens when you take a human brain and actively work at not developing it.

“It is my understanding that there’s a constant tension for addicts between doing stuff (acting in Star Wars, acting in Catastrophe, and so on,) and taking care of your sobriety.”

Normally I would say he probably wouldn’t get deported for this, but now I wouldn’t be so sure.

Jokes aside, Kanter is being pretty brave about all this.

I never heard of a single incident where Hillary had done “something terrible” like sexually assaulted another woman. As far as I’m concerned, not at all a valid point.

I want to be rich for two reasons. So I can buy any plant I want for my garden and so I can leave ridiculous tips. That’s it. That’s all I really aspire to in life.

I completely get Amy on this. I worked in the service industry and I’ve also been suuuuper poor. I’m rich now, not like Amy rich, but I can pay all my bills, go out to eat, and still put money in savings every month rich (so solidly middle class). I’m a generous tipper. I’ve been known to leave a $50 tip on a $30…

Susan Sarandon is a BernieBot who was and remains comfortable not voting for Hillary because as a rich white famous person, none of this affects her in the slightest. Fuck her.

Boy, the Warriors are going into that “first-season Heatles” heel mode arent they?

Wait..... Hannah Storm?