You know, back in the 90s and early 00s there was all this hysteria about Disney’s hegemony over kids’ media, and cries of “Oh my god we’re brainwashing an entire generation!!! What will the future be like? They won’t be able to think for themselves!!!”

Robin Hood was my first cartoon crush. That was one foxy fox.

Republicans might not have accepted it, but come on, everyone knew. He humiliated himself by recounting the plot of a WWII movie he made as his actual, personal WWII experience- he didn’t fight in WWII. He told the Israeli PM and others that he was present at the liberation of a death camp. Nancy was caught feeding…

Never apologize, never explain.

Oh man, I got such a kick out of House memes and gifs, back in that show’s heyday. It was such a gloriously stupid show.

That’s not being faithful. That’s being insulting to women.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

Meanwhile, at today’s meeting on feline health care.

Easy there Musburger.

The Masters is the best for emotional wins. Phil’s first (and third) and Bubba Watson’s were pretty memorable.

Never been a big fan of Sergio’s but I can’t remember the last time I was this happy for a major winner. He deserved it.

He absolutely does give all of his shits about Seve, and Jose for that matter.

Everyone who follows golf knows that Seve was greatly admired by Sergio.

I appreciate the effort to shit on Nantz, but the guy is as big as it gets when it comes to golf in Spain, John Rahm was ever talking about him being a big influence along with Sergio. Sergio’s been talking about Ballesteros being an idol of his for a long time, like over two decades. Fuck Nantz though.

There are a lot of things you can dislike golf for. This is not one of them.

42?

I had to unfollow him on twitter because it got to be a little much. But I’m glad he exists and that there are some people out there who can be relentlessly positive and optimistic, because I’m sure as hell not going to do it.

Except himself, of course. Smug piece of shit.

The good news for people like me is that robots think it’s beneath them to work as WalMart greeters.

Same for me. But only because I have no retirement savings and will probably work until I drop dead anyway.