A bit ironic that this car has an entirely different method of downforce and no wings... but wings are exactly where you’d see ‘NO STEP’ written on an aircraft.

This Ariel Fan Car

Dear Canadians: I do not watch Dancing with the Stars. I am willing to sell you my vote. Probably cheap. Well, cheap for Americans.

Great, more feruners comin’ over here n’takin’ good dancin’ jerbs ferm hard workin’ ‘Mericans.

Why buy a question mark when you can just skip punctuation for free?

Has anyone questioned Hillary yet?

I mean, we can wait a few months until the emails leak, but I feel we should probably find out more ASAP.

Josef Garbles approves.

The biggest of the Big Coupes: Mercedes 560SEC. I must have it.

This may seem weird, but right now it’s 4x4 full size vans

Loser gives up on list halfway through, sad!

I kind of want a shirt that reads “IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO JALOPNIK.COM”.

The prices of surviving cars have nothing to do with the value of the one you would have wrapped around a tree in the 70's.

Yeah but that’s not swimming that’s long jump

Trust me, it is very sound logic. As an Indian working in the auto industry in India (R&D), i absolutely agree with Prismatist. There’s no way a a two wheeler is safer than a car, especially give everyones’ kamikaze driving style. This is a 60kmph frontal offset impact test, i’m guessing. You would be dead on the…

I bet they’re all safer than a motorcycle with five people on it, which is realistically what these cars are competing with. Making the cars safer will make them more expensive, which will make more people stick with the motorcycles, which will make them less safe.

Looks like he was just... flying by the SEAT of his pants.

The movie camera button is my favorite.

I think this symbol means some part of my car has a quest for me. Or perhaps the flame in my lantern has been stolen.