Maybe the previous owner could’ve commissioned Aston Martin Works to replace that fugly Ford Taurus steering wheel while they were at it.

I think it was Car and Driver in an old 24 Hours of Lemons article who said, “GM cars run crappy, but they’ll run crappy for a long, long time.” They were competing with a $500 Oldsmobile with the Iron Duke 4-cylinder, if memory serves.

I’m sorry, did you mean that Hyundai is reviving the Renault Clio V6?

Honestly, that’s just kinda how GM cars of that era are.

Are you getting it repaired at a shop or doing it yourself?

I had an 87 Cavalier. That car would nickel and dime you to death with little things. There was always a sensor, water pump, or something else going out on it, but nothing ever major.

Teenage me:
K&N air filter
“10 extra horsepower.”

You gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean

when are we going to get 26" wheels? I want to be able to take my 29er to the trails on my 26er.

In the not too distant future
somewhere in time and space
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
are caught in an endless chase
Pursued by a woman whose name is Pearl
an evil gal who wants to rule the world
She threw a few things in her purse
And in her rocketship she hunts him
all across the universe.

I come to Jalopnik primarily for entertainment. Regardless if your were genuinely triggered into an autistic screech or are paid by Right to make Left as dumb as possible I want you to know that I am enjoying it. Thank you. Thank you very much.

During my time in alabama running Autocross in Birmingham, there was a group of Honda engineers that brought out a Pilot and an Odyssey from time to time and they were a blast. The Odyssey just spun the inside tire on every turn, and the Pilot was way more planted than it should have been. I can respect that while…

Someone who actually loves cars.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

-Turn wheels to left
*Tech turns wheels to left*

I was going to argue this, but I cannot. Your images prove your point.

It was EXTREMELY dusty the three or four times we sat down for interviews. Real bad allergy season, I tell ya.

I’m not crying. You’re crying.