Nope. We had a Ford Contour, ‘95 Wrangler, 2 Cavaliers, an ‘86 Mustang, 2000s Buick LeSabre, an ‘04 F-150, ‘02 Monte Carlo, ‘02 F-150, and an ‘03 Explorer. Being an only child was one of the best parts of my childhood.

Had a kid with a 2000s Expedition lifted on 38s. Looked cool, but his control arms were 45 degrees at ride height. I respected his brothers’ truck more, he has a 97 F150 long bed on 35s.

I would kill for 430 miles of range. I get about 210 miles before a fill-up, or until my gas gauge hits the point at which it stops telling me how much fuel I have.

“We’ll be careful not to get the electrics wet, so minimal water.”

I despise those who fail to comprehend cruise control or the speed limit. If the sign says 55, go 55. Also, windy and hilly two-lane highways are not the place for tractor-trailers.

Future Jalopnik headline: Buy This Used BMW i8 for the Price of a New Toaster

Are you suggesting that this conceptual imagery of the hot tub truck bed is attached to a cab that has vent windows?

I’d say Cope’s driving is pretty slick.

*ahem* Standwiches.

I was there just last week, and, according to the super cool guy at the gate, there is a, and I quote, “oil lake” where a well or cap of some sort let go and spewed oil for a significant amount of time, and the NW banking was apparently used as a backstop for a shooting range. Long story short, it seems like it can’t…