Not a day goes by I don’t wish all religious conservatives in America could magically fuck off to that Randian dystopia you mention. What’s that? Your politicians are lying to you and nobody is left to question them because you ran all the journalists out of Dumbfuckistan with pitch forks and torches after your…

I have my phone set to auto-correct even emoji of a duck to fuck. I am never ever going to mean ducking, Verizon.

“Herr Trump? Ja? Please, do you haff Prince Albrecht in a tin container of some zort? Vell, you had better let him out, ja? HAhahahahaha!”

OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.

This is a good interview to read in Gordon Cole’s voice

I would be impressed if your kid named themselves Sparkle Vampire Person. A tree seems so mundane now. There is an actual tree called a Caucasian Wingnut, which I feel would be a good fit. Sadly my suggestion was not considered appropriate.

As a male Jezzie, I can attest that strip clubs are incredibly depressing. Even as a barely woke guy in 1991 I can attest to this.

between female comics and guerrilla crafters we might just win

We’ve been spite-crafting headshots of Spicey and adding sticks to them plus weatherproofing to put in bushes all over after work. BEST CRAFTING EVER.

Can u fucking imagine if Obama did anything 1/3 this shady?! Fox News would declare a Muslim takeover.

You’re a good friend.

My best friend used to send me daily photos of his poops. I appreciated the photos. Great lighting.

Maybe they’re both places where people are likely to come across their reflection and find it favorable enough to snap a selfie. Good lighting, lots of mirrors, by yourself, etc.

I hate going into stores. I’m a Black woman who’s known all of her life that retailers are going to follow me from the moment I walk through the doors. I also have a curvy shape that blossomed at 15 and the 90s weren’t great for people who looked like me. Trying on clothes sucked back in the day. It was always a huge…

All of the workers are now free to snap up some of those great coal jobs, now though right? Silver lining.

I didn’t say it was a chronic problem, but it remains a valid thing to complain about. Bullshit comes up in work, but who in their right mind begrudges someone their right to call it out as bullshit?

Pretty clear he was indicating that he thinks of Hawaii as an occupied territory and that the people should be thrall to the whims of the “real” mainland Americans.

If you’ve owned several businesses, you should understand the myriad issues surrounding incentives, job expectations and “being set up to fail” that might lead these employees to be dissatisfied. This entire thing is a massive management cock-up and they have every right to be mad.

A vast increase in workload without an increase in either salary or help seems like valid thing to complain about. Will these people see a bonus? Will additional staff be hired to mitigate the rush? No? Then why should anyone expect them to be happy?

You seem confused. The company came up with the product, not the employees. The employees are complaining that the company grossly underestimated demand and gave them a paltry amount of supplies/staff.