But that’s because I am a shitty EFFICIENT person with a shitty EFFICIENT work ethic.

For what it’s worth, I don’t think your a shitty person.  I would have billed for 60 hours and made them pay for the working meals.

Well if it was me and it took 30 minutes, I would have billed the full 40 hours for the week. But that's because I am a shitty person with a shitty work ethic.

Who is her "team"? The Knicks?

He would have gone with “doing doobies!”, but then he remembered that the target audience for Fox & Friends isn’t that hip to the lingo the kids are using these days.

Aside from all the dumb shit that Watters says and has said, I'm surprised a person under the age of 60 refers to smoking marijuana as "smoking dope." 

I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

I actually get more of a Brett Kavanaugh vibe from him.

Yeah, he’s the simpleton here. Not the dude who’s big mad about an obvious fucking joke.

I think you can guess the demographic makeup of Allen’s fans.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

Yeah because one thing we don’t do enough of around here is call out the NCAA.

You truly are a wordsmith,*squints at screen*

As they say in Belfast…

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Piers is seldom not the biggest cunt of the day.

Deadspin offices must have been in a state of complete confusion when VAR took the tying goal for England off the board.

It’s not perfect. We get it. We also get that far more often than not, VAR is right and it prevents the kind of horseshit incorrect calls that used to happen in every damn game in these tournaments.