Well, the words “she’s a fucking moron” spring to mind.

“Betsy, has anyone told you have a neck that looks fit for a guillotine?”

“I was just there to be there,” she said. “I told the student newspaper reporters that I would love to come back sometime.”

Well, it was the Christian thing to do.

Dumpster fires will be a vital part of society come the nuclear winter.

Merriam Webster is adding “dumpster fire” to their dictionary.

Wowowowow this is quite a ridiculous and loaded standard. So when someone cp-opts a positive message to mean something negative, it’s right and proper to...accept the co-opted version as truth? Under what reality is that ever the case?

We all know that when an argument starts with the phrase “we all know...” it’s probably not going to be very good.

The sooner you disabuse yourself of the image of a conservative, Republican principle, the sooner this will make sense.

It’s a tough decision for Georgia: jerbs or freedumb?

They won’t do this, but I wish Delta would peace the fuck out of Georgia. They would look real smug with their dicks in the wind on that one, along with all those dumbasses who smashed their kuerigs and the moron who sat in a diaper in front of a college library. That will show them liburalhs.

Believe me, Trump is definitely scoping out the high school talen-

What is the Trump Administration if not a collection of second round picks and undrafted free agents?

“Cadet Bone Spur”

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

Isn’t this the same guy who cowered in fear during a pre-election campaign speech when someone came within 20 feet of him?

They’re still on with that “Lock her up” thing, huh?

Release more malware to fight the existing malware!

I love how teachers and teenagers are now liberal elites.

Ash? That was dirt left over from the gutter she woke up in.