#AmericaFirst, amirite?

They’re just getting their opposition out of the way early. Tough to mount an educated resistance if you’re not educated.....

“Kevin Nicholson: Father. Husband. Marine. Businessman. Asshole.”

I’m still hoping there’s a brave, self-sacrificing Secret Service patriot just waiting for the right moment to strike.

He looks like Paul Ryan and Rob Porter had a baby (i.e. a mega-douche)

As an American, I hope I can help vote him out of office. I’m sure he wishes me to be successful with that.

Lol, or maybe they didn’t leave a cheeseburger and a diet coke on the podium for the idiot.

Are there any stairs in-between? We know he’s afraid of stairs.

I know we are talking about Donald, but how fuking hard could’ve been to walk/roll 30 feet from Oval office to WH Press room if he really wanted to condemn domestic violence...

There will come a day when all these fucknuts are gone. And if I live to see it, I hope the country is still there too. Although I plan on being as far away as possible and I don’t think I plan on coming back.

This jazz pianist Mal Waldron had a nervous breakdown and completely forgot how to play, and had to learn again from listening to his old records. Anyway he got good again. So there’s that?

So would the VP.

“Sources have told CNN that White House Communications Director Hope Hicks, who was recently revealed to be dating now-resigned Staff Secretary Rob Porter”

Or let’s get serious here.

I really wish they’d mention her, other than just he “faces an uphill battle for reelection.”

They should just say, fuck it, we’ll keep reading it anyway. Fuck the Speaker, fuck the Republicans, make a show out of it.

Manchin is shitting bricks that he will be primaried by the woman he crudely dismissed at a town hall with the comment, “then primary me then.” All because Paula Jean wanted to live someplace where the water wasn’t colored brighter than a box of crayons.

What about them just reading it from the floor?

If you want to hear from Trumpanzees the NY Times has approximately 5 billion articles about them.

It’s horrifying and fascinating how quickly and easily the Trump and his enablers have been able to mold their idiot supporters into accepting anything he does; no matter how bad. I really want to hear from Trumpanzees; what could Trump do that you would turn on him? Kill and eat a baby? Rape a puppy? What?