11. Created a burner account so he could comment on The Root.

The type of cognitive dissonance that Trump engenders should be classified in the DSM-VI.

Bar keep: Going to watch the match this afternoon?

That’s the perfect stinger ending for a twilight zone episode. Moron votes for moron, world destroyed, Burgess Meredith looks forlornly at the sky while his complaints about her emails echo into the wastes.

Because Trump voters are fucking dumb. They think that the pussygrabbing is “just locker room talk.” I can only speak for myself and I’ve been in plenty of locker rooms and I never heard anything remotely like that.

“If he had not had a gun, instead of having 26 dead, you would have had hundreds more dead. … It’s not going to help,” Trump said.

Prayer works.

Who the hell needs more of these egg-heads running around making trouble with all their pesky “facts” and such? “Science” is just libtard code for socialist ideology that makes me feel bad for doing fun, American things like raping the environment. (Like she wasn’t asking for it.) Once the coal mines are open again,…

“My visit to Japan and friendship with PM Abe will yield many benefits, for our great Country. Massive military & energy orders happening+++!”

“Cam, would you say that you’re more like the hero of Titanic, Billy Zane, or more like his love interest, Victor Garber?”

The phrase “kemo sabe” was definitely used at least once.

“We’re going to keep winning and make it all the way safely into the playoffs, just like the Donner Party”

“Let’s get this place shaking like the Tacoma Narrows bridge ya’ll!”

Honestly, this is even more of a credit to the people he surrounds himself with for not spoiling the ending of that movie for 20 years.

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

“a mental health problem at the highest level”

Well, uneducated for sure, and bigot tends to have a close-correlating Venn diagram circle.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is just a simple, Southern, country lawyer who is not familiar with all the wily ways of them Yankee city folks that he’s been forced to work with. Sometimes they use “terms” and “words” that he, as an honest, Christian, Southern gentleman isn’t familiar with the meanings of and can…

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