You have to understand...these people’s opinions aren’t politics. To them, they’re common sense. Or the way things are, the status quo.

There’s that “liberal bias” I keep hearing about at ESPN. Luckily, we have heroes like Clay Travis and Britt McHenry to defend to good name of Preside...sorry, can’t finish, vomiting out of my eyes.

I was watching the softball world series this year and the Florida pitcher clearly had the yips on throwing to first, so Alabama bunted like 3 times in a row straight at her. She managed to not throw a tantrum even though they lost on the runs created by those runners.

It reminds me a Shaq’s teams crying cause everybody knew he couldn’t shoot free throws.

Nah. If an injury causes a player to not be able to fully function on the field, and he takes the field anyway, not exploiting it is stupid. What if a pitcher loses a few mph on his fastball, or a couple inches of movement, due to an injury? Should batters not swing? What if a batter can’t hit the inside pitch because…

I don’t get it, but I have to admit that I love nothing more than petty baseball beef over “unwritten rules.” It’s so fucking stupid, and I just love to watch grown-ass men lose their goddamn minds over whether someone’s bunt challenges their manhood or whether a stolen base when you’re up (or down! Baseball’s weird…

I just don’t get it. Like Eduardo said, if he has to do it every damn AB, he’s gonna do it every damn AB. If you have a pitcher out there who can’t field a bunt, fucking bunt. Should baserunners not take huge leads on Jon Lester? Should teams not employ the shift against dead-pull hitters? It’s such a stupid, petty, Ya…

Was CC such a bitch before becoming a Yankee?

One of the worst things to come out of the Trump presidency is the “redemption” of CNN. You would think that with 24 hours to fill they could, oh I don’t know, go into an in-depth discussion of how the rise in mean global surface temperature is causing these disasters to be much, much worse. Instead, they’re out…

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…

“Later, spotting a crowd of people, he said “What a crowd!” and “What a turnout!”

Because I am a millennial and we are trying to kill movies. Along with literally everything else. Because we are evil. (Also cause we are poor and can’t afford anything.)

The question is, are the screams from delusional Trump supporters or from people screaming for their lives as he watches them drown and talks about the turnout?

“BREAKING NEWS: Craft services ran out of everything bagels. Police have been notified. Oh, the humanity...”

let me guess, none of the media assembled pressed that motherfucker on anything?

Does anyone still “tune in” to Sports Center? Isn’t it just on TVs in bars and waiting rooms? Because no one is listening to SC it might as well just be highlights. Probably could ditch the anchors and just do graphics. “LOOK AT THIS CATCH” “NEAT HOME RUN” “GOOFY STUFF!”

This is sports culture in America. Sports teams get amazing funding as teachers are struggling to keep pencils in their classrooms, many of our colleges rank sports as more important than classes, sports are being pushed onto kids younger and younger, and they’re only getting more extreme. And I don’t mean like fun,…

There’s never enough Zoidberg on this site.

Okay Paul Ryan, what exactly does Trump have to say before you get bothered?

Just looking at Benin’s “Gateway of No Return” feels like standing in a cemetery. Think of all the African lives that ended on that shore and were replaced with horror.