Impeach the motherfucker

February sucks shit too. And having Valentine’s Day and a weird number of days doesn’t help.

I don’t know how to put this nicely: Marchman is horrible.

I love that idea. “Here is Benjamin Moore Quick-Dry Interior Paint by the Geico Insurance Imagine Dragons”

This dog made me laugh at work

Author & Punisher

I could see this site nominating itself for several awards

Thank you for the comment.

I have a better take: Go to Hell, you privileged asshole

If a blog post fails to spark misguided outrage, was it really a blog post?

From the linked article on AJ McCarron’s restaurant:

I feel like a Nigerian prince took a break from writing emails to write this.

the pseudo “lol...take away that guy’s man card”-type take from the article author is stupid as well

I’m surprised they haven’t shut down your account yet (Deadpsin writers generally don’t handle anything other than adulation well).

I’m also starting to suspect he may have issues with women and minorities 

How he sounds to hus voters: “words words words Blame Minorities for your Problems words words words”

I agree for the sake of PR. The problem is these people are a) literally too stupid to understand what is being said to them, b) too empty of anything resembling morality or empathy to care, or c) both.

If you have to ask if anyone in this admin is that fucking stupid, you already know the answer

god dammit. it’s going to take a generation for society to recover from this, if it does.

Thanks for the list!