I’m not sure scoring 6 runs for every out is enough for the Orioles to overcome their own pitching in the long run.

Failing up is so on trend right now

It’s crazy how he is so incredibly dumb but still able to have made so much money. It makes me think that all you have to do is basically go around yelling at people to give you money, and people will do it.

Dear God

Dear God

Isn’t this how the Trump world sees the world? It’s all made up of the kind of people who yell at grocery store cashiers because a can of peanuts didn’t come up on sale, or honk their car horn because a car in front of them slowed down to turn into a neighborhood. They have this legit mental illness where they think…

That would mean that Trump, or anyone around him, has a strategy for something. It would actually be the most coherent plan they’ve come up with.

Maybe he’ll have Ivanka dress up as an Irish reporter next time they role-play.

Reminds me of the classic conservative talking point: “Those people should be glad they even have jobs to go to”. Also: “Those kinds of conditions are normal for people over there [non-USA country]”.

Exactly. I would say she needs to stop trying to sell purses from the White House or get the fuck out. But if she did, he might replace her with another diseased-looking nazi gutter-troll, and we have a lot of those already.

For some reason, I think of trump as smelling like ear wax. He looks kind of like it

Depends on if he pisses on escorts as part of celebrations or just ‘cuz

Seriously. Are there any baseball players who don’t have horrible opinions like this?

It takes a real man to grow a goatee like that

Wow, what a piece of shit dressed up like a human being she is. Maybe not a coincidence that her initials are SS :)