This one. This one is the greatest.
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Not bad, but it's worth referencing that Gizmodo already covered the uber-ultimate Facebook creepy-troll tactic, courtesy of legendary Ryan Roy:
Sometimes in this world, you want to make someone as wildly uncomfortable as humanly possible. That’s why Facebook’s…
He's an insane sociopath.
Please get a sense of humor before criticizing an incredibly clearly satirical article which really doesn't do anything to hide the fact that the author knows this is all bullshit.
Fun fact about the Hippocratic Oath a lot of people don't realize: at no point does it say "first, do no harm." What it actually says is this: