I know - choosing not to tip on "principle" is basically the same as me feeling like I'm making a difference by not donating money to anything. I mean, at least I'm not donating to the bad organizations right?! I'm so principled.

But what if I have a perfectly cylindrical face with a big yellow nub on the top?

I've had one abortion, two beautiful children, and many years and methods of birth control. It comes down to: people want to fuck us, but if we get pregnant it's our fault (or we intended it to entrap them! wooooo!) and we can't have an abortion (murderer!) or use birth control (harlot!) Bottom line is Satan has…

I'd like to be the devil's advocate, but these Satanists know what they're doing.

I have that one in my queue but haven't got around to it. Another one I would recommend from Netflix is The Awakening, set in an allegedly haunted boarding school. The period setting is more recent but it also has a very gothic atmosphere.

You are just so precious

Oh my god I can't stop laughing, this is the best one

Nope. Civil rights for human beings are not equivalent to not-being-eaten rights for animals. I don't respectfully disagree with that, I very disrespectfully disagree, because it's ludicrously minimizing to the actual civil rights struggles of human beings — who are more important than animals, end of discussion.

There is a 5000% chance you are white.

no

Morrissey, is that you?

Was an animal responsible for the creation of Toaster Strudel, aka Earth's Greatest Invention? I think not, ergo people are more important than animals.

"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov