The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Here’s the full quotation, according to CBS News (I don’t have Sunday Times access):

Unfortunately, her dad was not impressed.

This is the only knife skill I need:

Ok, but 2gether 4life. (Does anyone else remember MTV’s 2gether? Or am I too much of an old for it to resonate with this audience?) It was so rad, they actually opened shows for Britney Spears in character.

Brussels sprouts are actually quite nice when roasted or sauteed. Whoever thought of boiling them should be shot.

This is a bit misleading. Cleveland High IS racially integrated, about 60/40. East side is 99%black. The real segregation is along income lines.

Such a beautiful punch. But I really love the glove slap immediately after it.

Poor baby. I hope she feels better soon. Im about to bunker down with my three boxers and watch netflix since my husband is out of town. I feel bad I have to work this weekend so they are alone. Boo.

Keep it clean, maybe wrap an ace bandage around her to keep her from chewing at it. Do you have any doggie antibiotics laying around? I think if can get them to give her to you then take her. Im also a dog person and they aren’t taking care of her. You are her new person, she has made her decision. Hopefully she heals…

Maybe try checking to see if there’s a Humane Society with an attached vet’s office in your area. They will often provide free or severely discounted medical treatment for animals if owners or people who take in strays can’t afford vet bills. Or if your local Humane Society doesn’t have its own vet, they might be able…

I would not give them the dog back. “Losing” that dog and finding a way to get it to a loving family would be worth breaking the law. Just document the injuries in case you have to justify yourself in case it comes up, but I would steer clear of that couple. If they are willing to neglect a helpless animal I wouldn’t…

Get a cop with a soft spot for a dog and it’s all over. I’m constantly getting texted pictures of “purrps” - aka doggies and kitties that have been wandering and get a ride in his car to the shelter if animal control is busy. I am looking forward to the montage of dogs and cats taken from his back seat camera at his…

Do you happen to know if she’s microchipped? If not then one day when they toss her outside and leave, just take her to a shelter (try not to let any other neighbors see you), and just tell them you found her. The next time you see her ‘owners’ play dumb: ‘What happened to your dog? She hasn’t come into my yard…

Dog is injured and you have bites from a possibly unvaccinated dog. They are responsible for providing proof of vaccination or paying for your shots. This is a nightmare. That poor old pup.

FUCK. fuck fuck fuck.Fuck these fuckers. I have nothing else.

Those people really shouldn’t have a dog obviously, but I would first see if they will take her to the vet (I’m highly doubting they care about this dog’s well being but might as well try), and if not, I would call your local shelter, tell them about the cut and how you can’t afford to take the dog to the vet. Or, if…

Sorry but these people clearly don’t care about their animal. Letting a farm dog roam free is one thing, but this is clearly a different situation, and one that is demonstrably unsafe.

Do you have a Humane Society nearby? If you do, they typically have an investigation team which will go out to houses who not only neglect their animals, but do not provide the necessary care. Or do what butter said - contact the shelter. It honestly seems like the dog choose you to be its caretaker. I would NOT let…

Ugh those people are terrible and should’ve been the ones to get hit by a car!