He’s almost 50!

Not sure what Liz Hurley’s son’s project is but I feel like she’s the mom who somehow makes all her kid’s projects about herself.

I was thinking maybe “Blob.”

To be fair, I think Eric & Cathy’s worst offense is just that they try to pass off their brainless banality as wackiness. They fawn over their guests and produce an endless supply of dad humor, but I’ve never heard them be mean-spirited or do any obnoxious pranks. My white noise machine is more thought-provoking than…

Fact: Casey Affleck crime dramas are the best crime dramas.

As a 39-year-old woman, I can’t even describe how enraged I get when some asshole calls me “young lady.”

I think I remember they called Brendan Frasier a cheeseball, and he sent them an actual cheeseball in the mail as a thank you? That is almost the only thing I know about Brendan Frasier.

Everyone spent 1998 looking pissed off and wearing pajama pants, right? It was my sophomore year in college, and this is 100% accurate based on my memory. I think we were angry about the tiny barrettes.

No, just the two e’s. The username is a joke... “Aimee” is usually taken, so I just keep adding e’s rather than think of a different name...

With the frequency of divorce and children out of wedlock, very few people find it confusing to have different last names from your kids. My kids don’t have my last name, and not one doctor or teacher has ever batted an eye. Some people at first assume we have the same name, but nobody has ever been confused when I…

I told my husband I would hyphenate my last name with his if he did all the paperwork. Ten years later, I still don’t have a hyphenated last name.

My (racist) Grampa wouldn’t eat Chinese food for the same reason. I don’t think the distinction between Chinese and Japanese was all that important to the (ignorant) people of his generation. He hated Italian food as well for the same reason. Oddly enough though, he had no problem with German food, even though he was…

Pixie Lott and Arizona Muse are the names of Lalaloopsy dolls, right? Or the latest batch of Cabbage Patch Kids?

Emergency rooms deal with medical emergencies. Hospitals deal with inpatient health care needs.

I liked my OB, but throughout my pregnancy, I mostly saw the Physician’s Assistant, and my labor was 95% handled by the nurses on staff at the hospital. So really, I don’t see that I would’ve noticed a difference with a CNM. Loved my hospital birth, though.. I wouldn’t even think of doing it at home if only because of…

These are all things I do in my house.

In our school district (I think it’s a state thing, though), you only get a school bus if you live more than 1.25 miles from school. We live 1.1 miles from the school, so we will either be biking or driving.

This guy was so corrupt, even the other police officers thought he was terrible: http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/lake-c…