I can hear this gif

That commercial has been waiting patiently for 27 years, sitting on the bench, knowing someday its moment would come. Today, that moment arrived.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Kind of amazing now when I watch the Mecum auctions and they go over the options ticked on a given car (often a C2 Corvette) and it ends up being unique or a head-scratcher. All power except the brakes. Radio delete but full leather. And sometimes ticking that bigger engine, a $3o or $300 option then, can mean…

“I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Bavaria, command you to buy an Audi!”

Everyone always throws away leaves in the fall.

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

I see your avi, you’re not fooling me - Mind your business and go back to rooting for the Tigers!

Wiping out swarms of native Californians is pretty standard for Padres.

Not enough people talk about LeBron. Thanks. 

It was natural until he got hip-checked, man. You fucked up in that you listened to Jeff Van Gundy and decided to run with it.

The ads went a long way to establish a douchey reputation. Seriously, they were extremely irritating.

She’s wearing her Rosie the Ribeater outfit.

OW ME BACK

Now trade schools are great option

Belt with Suspenders... Not a good look.

By far. The Rainier commercials were classics while the Oly “artesians” were pretty sad. You know the Rainier ones were good because Bud stole the frog one.

It’s a shame they never made any ‘71 wing cars back in the day.

Cars are not a “weird” hobby. Fuck HOA’s.

I’m disrupting their disruption.