Um... raid, people charged with soliciting sex, human trafficking.

X Gon’ Give it To Ya.

In Eminem’s origin story he’s bit by a radioactive Summer’s Eve.

Only on unidirectional tires.

I once had a Toyota Tercel with a lie button. It was labeled a/c and it was supposed to give you cool air, but all it did was make you go slower.

A better analogy to the legal system is insurance. I’m a physician. I have more life insurance now than I did before I started medical school. It’s not because my life’s worth more than it used to be, it’s because my mortgage is.

It’s a specialty vehicle that fits a wheelchair. Insurance can be pretty cheap when it comes to modified vehicles.

Masochist.

It’s just like the beginning of Good Will Hunting, except none of them are geniuses and it’s entirely their fault. 

It’s not meant to be a realistic test, the dummies aren’t holding beers and crowing about how they’d do it differently.

That’s a pretty healthy amount of yaw on that airplane on final approach at ~6:29. Must be a pretty windy day!

Classic self burn.

I personally like that he enjoys the double entendre of his own name.  

The spoiler definitely. . . . . .

Personally, I can’t wait for the next Supra in 2039!

Narrator: it won’t make them think any harder.

That’s awesome that it is being used to help autistic children. Thanks for sharing the article!

this lack of foresight led to the omission of a full sized spare, which in turn enabled the joker to get away.

RIP Mitch Hedberg