I’ve got a jeep for a daily because it was offered to me on the cheap, is easy to fix, and I like to weekend warrior with it. Would I rather have a “sensible” car for my daily? Sure I would - but I live in an apartment, so it would be another $325 a month for a parking space on top of the insurance and vehicle cost.…

Such a promising career ruined by drugs...

Eh, some of the best sports massages I’ve gotten after long runs have included work on my glutes that was about an inch and a half from being not OK.

Watch the production version end up being just a re-badged CHR with moderately larger tires and plastic wheel surrounds attached to the body panels for “aggressive of-road styling.”

Well, what I meant was there’s a naked person on a the table getting their butt touched, which is skirting the line of appropriate behavior.

Come on, think creatively: some have be near and Ace Hardware. Maybe some where in South Philly.

Like we establish a specialized police force of pursuit vehicles. I like where this is going....

Massages that are thorough are always going to skirt the line of what’s considered universally OK, but I would hope that penetration would be unambiguously considered over the line absent explicit instruction to the contrary.

I just can’t fathom a scenario where someone came to me and told me that, and I refused to…

I think some of the annoyance is that Frozen is from Walt Disney Animation studios, which has the same parent company as Pixar, but the two have been treated almost as separate companies in the past. (Theme parks aside, of course.) Had it been another Pixar short, it might have been better received by the public.

The worst is that it is reversed. “Download me” (if it must be used) should mean something like “listen to all this information I have.”

You don’t click “Download” and then start uploading data.

Having owned iPhones continuously since the first release, I’m getting out of the game with the current iteration. iOS 11 and watchOS4 are garbage. Beyond the bugs and stability problems, Apple has taken to removing features (actively breaking functionality) to try and push users toward other Apple products and…

It sounds like the pitched version with audio that is just read over by the friend of the guy who wrote it, and then when it comes time to make the commercial they swap out for someone like James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman, and he classes up some of the lines so that it is less “dope” (cutting out lines like “hell…

In my adolescence it was that ZZ Top song which piqued my interest in ambulatory women.

These are all great suggestions, but personally I kind of like that people bring crap wine. It means I have no qualms about popping open a bottle and using it for cooking even if I know most of it will go unused. It is usually just fine for a reduction, and leaves me guilt free.

Best part of the cross-promotion of the that song and the film is that Joker in the film drives a purple Vaydor G35 kit car.

OK, then I’ll assume your reply was also a sarcastic joke.

I’m going to assume your comment was (a) also a sarcastic joke, or (b) you got kinja’d while trying to reply to someone else.

I’ll agree that he put himself at risk, but he did that by pulling out onto the track in the first place. This is “What to do in the event of an accident” but doesn’t seem to require that your vehicle be involved, so under a strict reading, the driver unquestionably failed to put up his warning triangle, and we should…

GTFO with your looking up the actual rules and providing citations. Spirited comment sections are not born from definitive answers but rather lengthly ad hominem attacks and Monday-morning quarterbacking based on what we think the rules are.

If you haven’t already, dealers can be played against each other on the accessories. Got a Nav SD lined up for about 35% off when I called and complained about the pricing at another dealership. (Just don’t call two dealers owned by the same group.)