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Yes, but you are much more likely to fall in love with a classic mopar than many of the high-MPG/low cost/high-reliability alternatives out there. I was merely explaining to you the justification I had to feed myself 100 times over when it came time to make that exact choice.

Sadly, people spend more money because they need something reliable, not as susceptible to vapor lock, that doesn't get single-digit MPGs. I know, I hate the idea, but sadly I fell into this category, sold the Charger, and have saved so much gas money I couldn't believe it.

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But "Woo Woo!" is the sound of Bubba Rubb

Yeah. So, the office manager just came in and said "What are you watching?" because of all the profanity.

It was OK, though, I just responded: "These two fuckin' Massholes. Look at these fuckers!"

A Russian driver could not help but crash into these two cows as they wandered onto the road mid-copulation. Again, neither man nor beast was seriously injured.

The inhabitants are the City, man. You can't, like, have one without the other, you know?

I have a similar story. My Southwest checkin code was "H8TK421" once.

So....the worst cab ride is the one you don't take.

$295? What a deal!!! SF starts at $472!

Looks cheap like this, but maybe that is because it reminds me too much of my 1993 Tercel. Could be a personal issue I need to discuss with a therapist.

Because the interior plastic panels and weatherstripping don't cover all the metal on the door and the car exterior is red.

Captain Obvious, AWAY!

(Seriously ugly, though. Make you think that this car would need to be dark grey or black to work.)

I never thought about it in terms of "per drink" but "time spent." When I was bar tending here and there, the tip I wanted (or, really, expected regardless of the entitlement issues) was reflective of the amount of time I had to spend on you. You want me to explain the intricacies of every beer on tap before

Rather ingenious that they are getting people to buy the more expensive Grand Cherokee by making the regular Cherokee one of the ugliest new cars out there.

It a clip from This is Spinal Tap hosted on the Turner Classic Movies website. Worst it has is an explanation by Fran Drescher of the album cover art for "Smell the Glove" so you should be OK.

Unless you work for someplace that hates Spinal Tap.

What's wrong with being sexy?

I hope the guys driving these have a strong left leg.

What? Auto transmission only? Lame.

#COTD

<scribbles in journal>
"Idea 459: Dirt track racing + 1970's F1 cars ——-> ????? ——-> Profit!"