Hmmm. Photoshop, or did one photo survive the purge?

What's next? The ad where an Abarth jumps the shark.

That's not a motorcycle. I think that's a Lambo Velocipide he's riding, dude.

• Don't hit people with your car. We would suggest you try looking where you're going.

Yup. Sucks for her, but my mom taught me to look both ways and wait for the green to cross. Camry driver (for the first time ever) probably in the right here.

I drive tire places insane by getting the iron out of the back and checking the lugs before paying. Their heads almost explode, but always tell them it is just so I can tell my wife I checked. It makes them feel better, but she's never asked. Besides, it is one of those things that only has to pay off once to be…

Yes! I'm singing this every time I'm going to take a powernap, especially on airplanes.

Yeah, Dodge Charger advertising used to be pretty awesome, I mean....uh, nevermind.

Nigel: Well, so what? I mean, what's wrong with being sexy?
Ian: SexIST!
David: IST!!!

Sunshade

In the name of safety and smog reduction.

I still can't figure out why we aren't allowed to import Skylines. They have to be safer than half the shit-boxes still on the road from the '80's and get better mileage. I'm tempted to buy a Smog-exempt car that runs on baby seals and drive it around the CARB offices to…

Make her listen to it but don't show her the car, and tell her it is some race car revving up before a race. Get her to agree it sounds awesome, and then show her what it is.

This is the car equivalent of John Leguizamo's "Get Sex From Aspirin" trick:

Husband: "Here, honey. I brought you some aspirin."
Wife: "Why? I…

We used to have one old guy that would call the cops on us all the time for an old 1965 VW bug we had in the late 1980's. They'd say that it was broken down and hadn't been moved in 3 days (the on-street-maximum in my town) so the cops would come out and put a "move or ticket" notice on it. One day we came out to…

You won't see them in California until they do it in Europe. For some reason our traffic planners are obsessed with European "solutions" to problems that half-exist. If Europe gets them, then we'll end up with them. Then they'll figure out some way to put it in a roundabout.

The bay area has some pretty good tracks, too.

I've never found myself with my tool set thinking "Damn, I wish I had less sockets."

If you are looking to get started, this is a great start, and you can buy things as you go. Most of the online "How-To's" will tell you what tools you need, so you'll start collecting stuff as needed, but EVERY tool collection starts…

I've never found myself with my tool set thinking "Damn, I wish I had less sockets."

If you are looking to get…

His choice of purple for this part of the sign is, perhaps...telling.

Apparently this guy had it. Just look at that grouping.

Trolling aside: door-to-door confiscation is the only thing that is going to solve this problem, and I'm not sure America is ready for that. 10+ round magazines are very prominent, and you'll just push ownership into the black market.

I'm very glad the officers…

But then their both at fault because the camry driver was switching lanes to pass the minivan on the right.

And all this time I thought it was just asshattery that caused BMW drivers to park across two spaces. In reality it must be that they are trying to protect our cars from fire by not parking next to them. From here on out I'll look at this as a very courteous act. Thanks BMW drivers!