Penis envy isn`t enough?

Dylan McDermott looks like Adam Levine's less douchey older brother who has his shit together and you secretly wish you were dating instead of Adam Levine.

Oh, Dylan, you are SO worthy.

Really? You're scratching your head? The direct quote I took issue with didnt help you figure it out at all?

Even that (supposedly hilarious) picture makes me want to cry.

Sorry, Bill. But:

omg go fuck yourself NONONONONON)NO

Excellent and nuanced article! I love Nicki however she is as long as she's owning it!

I think when we start to only accept the voices of those who have always been perfect in the area, their entire lives, and have never said anything wrong or misstepped in any way, we're going to be deafened by the silence and never get anything done.

IT NEVER GETS OLD

It's actually about ethics in video game journalism.

He's only 77? He looks 2 years post mortem.

go in and*

He just wants us to ponder this momentous question: What would Jesus buy? It really makes you think.

The grays are my home. I have lived here for years.

Right? I've been here for years! Can I please graduate from grey?

I am a baby otter.

Maybe you need special MRA training. Have you ever thought of that, Lippy? Maybe you just aren't doing a good enough job at being a MAN who is also VERY GOOD at traveling and also NOT AT ALL a liar and most certainly HAS A GIRLFRIEND. Maybe you try those things and you, too, can get your clients these deals.

Abs Crunchum.