I assume that's the point. Firstly, he doesn't have to spend time with her. Secondly, whenever she complains about him not doing anything for her, he can say: "How about that time I spent 18 months of my life not missing you panning for gold to make your wedding ring?!

One day your dream of having an article dedicated to you on Jezebel will come true, Aikage.

you. beat. me. to. it.

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They thought the writers pulled it out of their bums because that's where s**t comes from. :-)

DS9 is also on Netflix/Amazon Prime. Ron Moore's first foray into dark sci-fi. A great precursor to BSG.

Except they are taking it off of Netflix this week! Noooooooooooooo!!!!

They had to be pulling it from their bums, because they lead you down all these increasingly complicated plot lines that they obviously couldn't follow through on (like WTF was with Kara at the end?) so they just said "Fuck it! Wrap it up and we'll call it a day."

So she lives with her parents? Big fucking deal. Some people live with family for a million reasons. I currently live with an aunt because i had a falling out with my roommate and since i was supposed be getting married in a few months at the time it made sense to live with her instead of getting a 12 months lease on…

As a single mom who raised two daughters, I have a lot of thoughts about your situation. Step one: tell your attorney what is going on. No 4-year old should be sleeping with a strange man present. Absolutely unacceptable! You don't know this guy or his past or his habits or his appetites. Should your ex marry the guy,…

These are great tips for having sex on or at a woman.

My six year old has been interrogateing me lately since I'm pregnant and she wanted to know all the details. I was a little unprepared so we looked up anatomy diagrams on Google images together and it was so much easier just reading that to her. She got all the answers she wanted and I got the help I needed not to…

I love that comparison. Just love it.

As a not very attractive "nice guy"...I think it's time to cut my losses and strongly consider going gay.

You're NOT bragging? Good for you for doing all of that but you sound so full of it. Also, good job working out...you sound really obsessed about being "fit" (read: ideal body) good job explaining that people can be seen as beautiful and nice. Your workouts and gluten free shitty pancakes must make you so beautiful…

YOU SUCK WORSE THAN THE OP. And he's such a fucking comment-section cliche at this point that you've really got to be trying to be more annoying than that.

Your life sounds exhausting and you sound exhausting. I think I'll be happier off by not expecting quite as much from either my partner or myself ... contrary to what the TV commercials and Cosmo articles tell you, you don't actually *have* to be Superwoman or Superman. Life's actually more pleasant here, away from…

This is fabricated, right? People don't actually speak and behave this insufferably, right? Give me hope.

You misunderstand. Your comment makes you out to be totally awesome. The annoying part is that you then say that you're normal when clearly you're far above average. Confidence is great. Humble brags are annoying.

You don't sound like a fucking peach yourself.