it is soooo good!  It makes turkey burgers worth eating if you’re into that sort of thing.

I have the bob’s burger cookbook!!!!

You can get curbside pickup or delivery or if you absolutely have to go in (if you’re in the US it’s probably going to get you covid so gl), make sure you’re not sitting anywhere remotely close to anyone (impossible) because although you’re the one out of ten that is doing what they’re supposed to, almost everyone…

the kind of people who are going out to eat right now are the kind of people who need to read this but never will

wth is going on here

General rule of thumb:

the good news is there is no way parler is as secure as twitter so it’d be a real shame if it were hacked.

This.........is bad.

Once you’ve finished it it literally has been for nothing!

i can’t believe the last word of that sentence was happy.

I’m surprised that this game is selling at all. For me, and what I had assumed was true for most people, is that video games are a form of escapism. Why would I want to try to escape reality into an objectively worse one. I’m growing older I guess and I just don’t see the point in games like these. We need “empathy…

This is gonna suck so hard. No one wants to see 90 year old dan akroyd try to action.

I generally just use my hands am i doing it wrong?

also important when beating your meat is to not overbeat it.  It can become red and that’s when you know you’ve gone too far.

Eat the entire apple you coward.

you could buy a stand that would allow it

Anyone fired for this sort of thing should lose their right to vote.

Right? i was like oh come the fuck on.  She’s way too high up for her to not be representing your values.

Playasia has it up for pre order for 699 usd for the disk version

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